This Costco employee was hell of flirting with Aaron in my dream and it was hilarious. Me and Aaron were shopping at Costco and this girl with a blue apron (not sure if that's what Costco employees wear) started to talk way too much with Aaron. I was in the next isle over with my mom and I looked at her and I gave her this sneaky laugh. I was ready to do some damage.
It was like looking through the shelves at a library, but with Costco shelves. This girl was talking nonsense for sure and Aaron wasn't picking up what she was putting down. Whatever Aaron did she did the same. He picked up some some bolts, she picked up some bolts. She had long, brown hair and was probably nineteen-ish.
Moving along, whenever Aaron would squat to check something out on the shelf, she would too. He'd get up and she would too. It was funny, oh it was funny! Aaron hates embarassing people. I love embarassing people, when it is called for, so I don't get it. He couldn't even watch the movie "40-Year Old Virgin" without having to leave the room.
Okay, back to my dream . . . It was funny and I couldn't help myself. I started to skip towards Aaron. This girl didn't even notice she was so starstruck. So, I cut in between their conversation and said, "Oh hubby! I've been looking all over for you!" and started making out with him. She got grossed out and she left. I woke up.
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