Black Lavender

I had a dream last night, finally. I was at home and was being robbed by Black Lavender, yes Rob and Big's "Black Lavender." So yeah, I was a little scared of his size. Anyway, he had it all planned out, came to my house and started to rob me. No I didn't watch Rob and Big--I didn't--I swear--I don't subscribe to MTV. So he gave me a choice that he either take advantage of me or I give him some odd amount like $5,000. I was like, "Here--here's a check for you so you can be on your way." Weird.